pokeballssohard:

So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

June 12 2014, 05:41 PM   •   111,297 notes   •   Via: vaderthecat   •   Source: pokeballssohard
faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Florida! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Florida! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

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sweet-pea-soup:

mynotsowakinglife:

tyleroakley:

“8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need”

This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately! 

Brilliant

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the-little-two-mouthed-girl:

akuaseawolf:

celebrasian:

This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.

i am the latios one owo

Omfg

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sixbysondheim:

Aperture Science quotations from Portal and Portal 2.

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thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

THIS VINE IS ICONIC

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neurolingual:

im praying for every gay and lesbain individual living in kansas. my heart goes out to all of you. and if you have no idea what i’m talking about, please read this.

this is so fucked up

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p-jean:

alealia:

tsukikomumai:

whitebuffalow:

surprisebitch:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

Whoa! I did this!!

i always imagined a large panther doing this

It was never a weird man-thing for me, but creatures or animals or pokemon or characters.
But I’ve found recently that a lot of things I used to consider ‘weird’ a bunch of other people do too. Like playing pretend, to different extents. I’ve found a lot of people younger than me, around my age and older still do it, to varying degrees.
Report in, psychologists?

is that a titan

p-jean:

alealia:

tsukikomumai:

whitebuffalow:

surprisebitch:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

Whoa! I did this!!

i always imagined a large panther doing this

It was never a weird man-thing for me, but creatures or animals or pokemon or characters.

But I’ve found recently that a lot of things I used to consider ‘weird’ a bunch of other people do too. Like playing pretend, to different extents. I’ve found a lot of people younger than me, around my age and older still do it, to varying degrees.

Report in, psychologists?

is that a titan

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therealbuckinghamalice:

I’m not just gonna write it, I’m gonna kick the story’s ass.  I’m going to beat the story into submission and then make it do what I want it to.  I’m going to bend words into beautiful shapes and create, create, create.  Because I’m a writer.  I can do this.

If only it always worked like this

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singingformockingjays-promo:

Harry Potter - Hunger Games Crossover

The year of the 66th Annual Hunger Games is upon us. Knowledge of magical beings spreads throughout the districts and into the Capitol. President Snow isn’t happy. District 13, or the magical world as some may know it, is suppose to be a secret…

As revenge for their carelessness, President Snow orders this years tributes to be reaped from Hogwarts’ four houses. Three boys and three girls from each house will be thrown into the arena. A magical fight to the death. 
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singingformockingjays-promo:

Harry Potter - Hunger Games Crossover

The year of the 66th Annual Hunger Games is upon us. Knowledge of magical beings spreads throughout the districts and into the Capitol. President Snow isn’t happy. District 13, or the magical world as some may know it, is suppose to be a secret…

As revenge for their carelessness, President Snow orders this years tributes to be reaped from Hogwarts’ four houses. Three boys and three girls from each house will be thrown into the arena. A magical fight to the death. 

Main Blog | Rules | FAQ | Application | Sample App | Send A Howler
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thatfunnyblog:

every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp

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