
BEST PART

punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
its funny how if you go to tumblr.com it leads you to the sign up page
and its all pretty with art in the background and the stats and like wowwe doesnt this site look cool
but then you click “already a member? sign in”
and it leads you to
this dark blue depressing page like “you already know how fucking terrible this site is going to be towards your mental health and social life we dont need to make it pretty youre already too deep”
WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
This is my first giveaway, and since I reached 600 followers I decided to show how much I appreciate them! Below are the rules and items!
Rules:
- You don’t have to be following me in order to win, but it would be nice if you were.
- Likes and reblogs count and you are able to reblog as many times as you want.
- The deadline to enter is May 24, 2013 at 5 p.m EST
- There will be only ONE winner and will be picked at random
- Will ship anywhere in the world
- Your ask box must be open at all times in case you are the winner, if the winner does not repsond after 24 hours after being notified I will pick another winner.
- If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!
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Here are the list of items:
- The first is a Supernatural T-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked.
- The second is Doctor Who poster.
- The third is a another Supernatural t-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked.
- And lastly, a Doctor Who t-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked.
Good Luck!
(If you want to enter my sister’s giveaway as well, click here!)
my god my friends are attractive
so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head
but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”
yup this is real.
Matt Vickers, Micah O’Kelley, Mike de Laet, Gabriel Baws, Bronson Taylor, Chris Smith, Aladin Trabelsi, Machi Maedero all support rape.
Yes, that’s right, Matt Vickers, Micah O’Kelley, Mike de Laet, Gabriel Baws, Bronson Taylor, Chris Smith, Aladin Trabelsi, and Machi Maedero have all loudly expressed their fondness for committing rape.
Hope those aren’t your real names, guys, since the combined wrath of Tumblr could really throw off any google searches future employers might make…
Wow, that is fucking disgusting.
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed