unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

June 12 2014, 05:53 PM   •   296,741 notes   •   Via: pumpkin-spicegirls   •   Source: unclefather

dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

June 12 2014, 05:51 PM   •   548,281 notes   •   Via: tale-as-old-as-balls   •   Source: dopeybeauty

birger-wuvs-elsa:

watchhowidinosaur:

knightarcana:

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

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Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.

June 12 2014, 05:50 PM   •   441,344 notes   •   Via: itsjustmaddie99   •   Source: lvkesprite-deactivated20120720

barbiehutch:

when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week

June 12 2014, 05:42 PM   •   262,258 notes   •   Via: lydiasasstin   •   Source: 1600px

pokeballssohard:

So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

June 12 2014, 05:41 PM   •   111,366 notes   •   Via: vaderthecat   •   Source: pokeballssohard
faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Florida! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Florida! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

April 13 2014, 02:07 AM   •   204,250 notes   •   Via: faultinourstarsmovie   •   Source: faultinourstarsmovie

sweet-pea-soup:

mynotsowakinglife:

tyleroakley:

“8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need”

This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately! 

Brilliant

April 02 2014, 04:29 PM   •   273,025 notes   •   Via: cutejesus   •   Source: tyleroakley
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the-little-two-mouthed-girl:

akuaseawolf:

celebrasian:

This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.

i am the latios one owo

Omfg

March 13 2014, 01:19 AM   •   130,597 notes   •   Via: wilwheaton   •   Source: celebrasian
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sixbysondheim:

Aperture Science quotations from Portal and Portal 2.

March 05 2014, 10:39 PM   •   12,009 notes   •   Via: earthtoemily   •   Source: spookneto

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

THIS VINE IS ICONIC

March 03 2014, 06:23 PM   •   595,597 notes   •   Via: rowanmmolloy   •   Source: whatnot
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neurolingual:

im praying for every gay and lesbain individual living in kansas. my heart goes out to all of you. and if you have no idea what i’m talking about, please read this.

this is so fucked up

February 13 2014, 10:08 PM   •   107,218 notes   •   Via: veronicasawyyers   •   Source: neurolingual
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