I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy star trek merchandise which happens to be the exact same thing
July brings another season of SingingforMockingjays’ OC Hunger Games RP! All districts spots are open! That means careers, females, males, EVERYTHING is open! Fill up those spots guys!
Singing for Mockingjays is holding the 65th annual hunger games! (with a slight twist ;) ) come join!
Do you have what it takes to become a victor? or will you just be another cannon blast? You decide!
We have spots open for every district, boy and girl.
just reading my favorite fanfiction
ever since watching hannibal I have this irrational fear that everyone wants to feed me people.
no wait an irrational fear of eating.
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl
I got the first part down
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding an embryo in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe an embryo is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
PETITION TO MAKE MALE MASTURBATION ILLEGAL BECAUSE THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHEETS ONCE HELD LIFE!
slam fucking DUNK
OH MY GOD
what if writers are just people from other universes that got reincarnated here and they subconsciously write about the world they came from
well shit I had a lot of gay sex in my past life
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG