just reading my favorite fanfiction
ever since watching hannibal I have this irrational fear that everyone wants to feed me people.
no wait an irrational fear of eating.
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl
I got the first part down
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding an embryo in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe an embryo is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
PETITION TO MAKE MALE MASTURBATION ILLEGAL BECAUSE THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHEETS ONCE HELD LIFE!
slam fucking DUNK
OH MY GOD
what if writers are just people from other universes that got reincarnated here and they subconsciously write about the world they came from
well shit I had a lot of gay sex in my past life
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
Inbox me an assumption about me, and I’ll tell you if it’s true or false!
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
I was talking to my friend when I realized that school is a lot like being pregnant. Both of them take roughly 9 months. The beginning is all good and dandy and you don’t know how bad everything is going to be. Then comes the mood swings and you are just so emotionally unstable. And then you cant…
it took me up until now to realize a semi colon is just a period on top of a comma..
The letter L and K are dangerously close together on the keyboard. If I want to say “I’m gonna kick your ass” I have to be careful.
yeah once i accidentally said i wanna kicl your ass, so embarrassing